It took FOREVER but I finally managed to get this sucker posted. Originally, I had planned on putting it up on the 8th, but due to technical difficulties (curse you Movie Maker!), it is getting posted now. Enjoy!
*Update as of 4/11/2014 at 12:08pm: Official word count = 18,848 (word count subject to change at any given minute due to my own motivation, of lack thereof)
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