NaNoWriMo April Challenge

It took FOREVER but I finally managed to get this sucker posted.  Originally, I had planned on putting it up on the 8th, but due to technical difficulties (curse you Movie Maker!), it is getting posted now.  Enjoy!     *Update as of 4/11/2014 at 12:08pm: Official word count = 18,848 (word count subject to change at any …